Sex, Roses, Babies and Book Club

My book club met today.  

As usual there was booze and baked goods.  

I've also been buying roses for the house and found these lovely yellow tea roses yesterday.

One of the book club members brought an honorary member.  I was there when this little cutie drew his first breath.  He was adorable then and just keeps getting cuter with time.

We read A Little Sugar In My Bowl: Real Women Talk About Real Sex.  We are all real women.  We talked about sex in the essays and sex in our lives.

RBOC: Wiped Out Edition

• I just got home from assisting in my third birth.  Mom and baby are doing super fine.
• I know all babies are cute but this one was exceptionally attractive.  
• One more birth and I can put in my certification packet.
• I can't imagine watching a person come into the world can ever get old.
• I can't imagine ceasing to be amazed by the strength and fortitude of a woman in labor.
• I left the hospital this morning feeling grateful that a woman allowed me to share such an intimate and critical moment in her life.  
• I haven't slept in many hours but am currently too wired to think of sleeping.  b and I are going out for a big egg breakfast instead.
• If you have any doubt that times have changed you need to see the amount of cellphone calls and texting that goes on in a delivery room now.  
• It also boggles my mind that a baby's picture can be on Facebook before the mom has finished delivering the afterbirth. 
• The last two bullets may have something to do with being in delivery rooms with young moms but I wouldn't bet my life on it. 
• My next birth isn't until September and that seems like a very good thing right now. 

Baby Shower

I went to a baby shower today. It was for one of my previous students. I'm very fond of her and was happy to go and celebrate her joy with her friends and family. My former graduate assistant (whom I adore and miss like she was my daughter) was there and I not only got to spend time with her but also with her mother and the mother of the mother-to-be (I hope you can follow all of the mothering).

So I was happy to be there but I have to confess I'm not a big fan of showers--baby or bridal that is, I'm a huge fan of taking a shower and do so at least daily--nor do I particularly enjoy weddings. In part because I don't do the "girly stuff" very well. I tend to feel awkward and out of place.

It's been many years since I've been to a baby shower. The last few friends to have baby showers had them Up North while I was here Down South and couldn't attend. I'm also reaching the age where most of my friends are finished with the baby-making, although one or two have gotten a very late start. So I was definitely out of my element today.

This baby shower had game-playing. I don't remember games at baby showers. Perhaps I'm blocking them out. I vaguely remember something about wearing a hat made of bows but I'm pretty sure that's a bridal shower, but I digress.

This baby shower had three word games (unscramble the word types of games that were all around the theme of baby-related items--quite frankly I couldn't remember half the paraphernalia a baby requires) that were timed and gifts were awarded to the person with the most correct answers. Now many people in my family are gifted at word games (my mother does the NYT crossword in pen every week) but I am not one of them. Honestly I'm not a games player in any sense of the word.

What struck me most, however, was the amount of STUFF a baby seems to need these days. I know this part makes me sound like an old fuddy-duddy and I'm ok with that, but really the level of consumerism attached to one little baby is a bit daunting. I'm not talking the cute little outfits (because it is true that you can never have too many onesies) or teddy bears. And of course you need someplace for the child to sleep and eat. I'm even 100% behind the whole baby carseat idea...but really all that other crap? Do you really need it?

The parents-to-be had baby registeries at two establishments and the gift opening took hours. It was a particularly hot and sticky day and my poor student looks big enough to pop any day--although she's still a good 2 months away--so I'm sure she was exhausted, but the whole affair seemed a little flat. I'm not sure what I'm really saying here, except I feel all of these events get bigger and bigger and the essentials keep getting inflated but the joy doesn't seem to inflate with it. But maybe it's me--as I said I'm really not good at the girly stuff.