Here in the House of Dirt and Rocks we spend a lot of time discussing possible future pets (once Pupzilla and the cats have "gone to college"). Below are some of the candidates:
Boy and b are often asking for something along these lines.
I think b would really prefer one of these
Boy and I have always wanted one of these but b says they're just big stupid dogs
b really wants one of these but I say no
Actually b and I know what we really want, we just can't decide what type.